1. unamusedsloth:

    Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

  2. What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

    Reblogged from: mandemily
  3. theduckchessofcambridge:

Ok so this is my favourite story ever

This guy goes into a store gets in the queue and sees they have bananas at the counter, naturally he takes one sticks it in his pocket and pretends it’s a  gun he then proceeds to demand money.  

HE ROBBED THEM WITH THEIR OWN BANANA

    theduckchessofcambridge:

    Ok so this is my favourite story ever

    This guy goes into a store gets in the queue and sees they have bananas at the counter, naturally he takes one sticks it in his pocket and pretends it’s a gun he then proceeds to demand money.

    HE ROBBED THEM WITH THEIR OWN BANANA

    Reblogged from: mandemily
  4. lainabeatles:

    ruinedchildhood:

    Costco doesnt fuck around

    What the ever-loving fuck

    Reblogged from: mandemily
  5. agentwoshington:

    agentwoshington:

    ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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  6. 25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
    1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
    2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
    3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
    4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
    5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
    6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
    7. Appreciate your teachers
    8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
    9. Neither does drinking
    10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
    11. Participate in school events
    12. Wear sweatpants everyday
    13. Or wear a dress everyday
    14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
    15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
    16. Utilize the library
    17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
    18. Tell your friends how much you love them
    19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
    20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
    21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
    22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
    23. It’s okay to cry
    24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
    25. Remember that life does go on

    (via tomlinbooties)

    Reblogged from: linneart
  7. fireandwonder:

    nooowestayandgetcaught:

    swanjolras:

    y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

    don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

    stories are an acceptable form of payment

    the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

    the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

    #actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

    You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

    Reblogged from: outpastthemoat
  8. fireandwonder:

    nooowestayandgetcaught:

    swanjolras:

    y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

    don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

    stories are an acceptable form of payment

    the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

    the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

    #actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

    You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

    Reblogged from: outpastthemoat
  9. genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: MYAAAAAAHH

    genderofthenight:

    Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: MYAAAAAAHH

    Reblogged from: genderofthenight
  10. lyriumpomegranates:

    Reblogged from: destielkills
  11. taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

    taiikawaii:

    trilliansthoughts:

    This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.

    The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.

    As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

    if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

    Reblogged from: destielkills
  12. castiel-nerd-angel:

    I’m laughing way too hard

    Reblogged from: consulting-cannibal
  13. Reblogged from: mandemily
  14. genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Polarity-Swapping Lego Bricks
(source)

    genderoftheday:

    Today’s Gender of the day is: Polarity-Swapping Lego Bricks

    (source)

    Reblogged from: genderoftheday
  15. trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

    image

    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

    image

    update: she caught a squirrel today

    image

    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    Reblogged from: noctstiel
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